Monday, September 1, 2008

"Winner" of the week

This from an online dating site:
The things "Mr. X" can't live without are:

* the right woman
* my cats
* my dreams
* a bathtub
* did i say "the right woman"?...oh i did..

The last book "Mr. X" read and enjoyed:


* An Archie comic book. Really. I dig Veronica....ok, ok...before that...a play...

One thing that only "mr. X's" best friends know is:

* Um. But there's a reason only my best friends know...ok, ok, they know that I don't always think with my...brain.

Some additional information "mr. x" wanted you to know is:

* I love you. (beat. chirp chirp <---crickets) i mean, i look forward to meeting you. ahem.